dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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