I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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