I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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