Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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