Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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