i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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