Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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