Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Dick very happy bro
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.