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...is it true? will i see you next weekend

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YES.

(614): View more from Ohio

ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us

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(614): ...is it true? will i see you next weekend (248): YES. (614): ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us http://tfl.nu/m1xt

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(512): View more from Texas

its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.

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(512): its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants. http://tfl.nu/mk0c

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(516): View more from New York

I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.

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(516): I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen. http://tfl.nu/vaik

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(315): View more from New York

Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.

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(315): Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever. http://tfl.nu/us8u

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(469): View more from Texas

Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.

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(469): Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate. http://tfl.nu/3qld

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.

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(304): He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too. http://tfl.nu/2www

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(862): View more from New Jersey

dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off

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(862): dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off http://tfl.nu/s9m5

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(440): View more from Ohio

i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.

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(440): i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court. http://tfl.nu/yjxx

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking

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All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo

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(920): The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking (920): All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo http://tfl.nu/eenc

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(419): View more from Ohio

having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...

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(419): having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance... http://tfl.nu/f7dv

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(773): View more from Illinois

No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face

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(773): No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face http://tfl.nu/5tso

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(573): View more from Missouri

Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.

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(573): Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos. http://tfl.nu/hx66

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(509): View more from Washington

Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?

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(509): Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills? http://tfl.nu/9geb

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(417): View more from Missouri

I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.

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(417): I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer. http://tfl.nu/udvx

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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person

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(816): I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person http://tfl.nu/5a3b

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