Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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