one word: firstdatebathroomanal
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.