She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor