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(818): View more from California

I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...

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(917): View more from New York City

So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat

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(951): View more from California

I didn't know people actually cried after sex.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

it's gonna be a great weekend

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(908): View more from New Jersey

She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.

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(561): View more from Florida

I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.

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