Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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