So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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