Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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