try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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