why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
