Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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