But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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