It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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