It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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