ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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