Its about making memories worth repressing
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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