ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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