i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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