dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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