he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
