Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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