She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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