this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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