it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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