So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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