chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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