Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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