Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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