just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
