covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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