Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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