We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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