Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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