your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.