I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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