i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.