I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
