yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i think my mom watched the whole time
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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