Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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