I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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