I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
