I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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