Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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