You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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