WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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