The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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