did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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