may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i dont even know how to be here
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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