Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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