If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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