I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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