I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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